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me: *sigh* i wish i lived in the 50s
suddenly i am thrust 60 years before 2013 into 1953 and watch as my rights practically slip right out of my hands and i am forced to live in an even more war-obsessed, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist society
but at least i have bettie page bangs and a poodle skirt
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My roommate is singing along to a Spanish love ballad…I think? I need to get off tumblr. I’ve done nothing productive all day. Going to sing Spanish love ballads now bai.
Just discovered I lost the ten pounds I put on between January and April and that one pair of jeans that were too tight fit again, so I’m going to celebrate with Dairy Queen. I deserve it, living off of beer and pizza rolls was a rough diet…I did have a salad like once though.
My Mom just sent me this. Our baby cat is fourteen today. A REAL TEENAGER, because everyone knows thirteen doesn’t really count.
